The events and main characters are all purely fictional, including the first-person protagonist and all the good, neutral, evil and moderately evil guys. The only characters based on real people are the conductor and the drunk passener. They are very real and out there somewhere. Be warned.

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12